Does that make me crazy?PossiblyAnd I hope that you are havin' the time of your lifeBut think twice, that's my only advice

Bozeman is a tough town.

You've seen the police reports.

This is the Wild Wild West.

I'm feeling a little scared and alone.

In a way, it is kind of like prison, in that if you don't beat somebody's ass on day 1, or affiliate yourself with a gang, you're pretty much fresh meat.

Well, I haven't beat anyone's ass here in Bozeman... yet.

I did get one of those teardrop tattoos, but instead of making me look like a tough cop killa, I just look like I am crying.

So, I need to do something.

And what I have decided to do is start my own gang.

A Segway gang.



We will mill about downtown and rev our engines, scaring tourists and intimidating the college kids.



We will have pink fenders.



Gob Bluth will be our spiritual leader.

And I am thinking we need matching jackets.

Something sporty.



And when things get tough, we will dance.