When you put your arms around meI gat a fever that's so hard to bearYou give me fever

Four people were killed in a helicopter crash in Hawaii yesterday.

I'm not really sure what to say about that one.

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In other news, a mother coached her children to fake retardation for twenty years to collect social security benefits.

I mean, wow. Twenty years of pretending to be retarded. That is awesome.