You're dirty sweet and you're my girl
First off, Happy Birthday to Jimmyboy.
That was a year ago. It was 70 degrees in Bozeman yesterday.
Bells came over Saturday morning. We went to an Italian bakery and bought some cannoli.
Leave the gun, take the cannoli.
We tried to go to a store that only sells hot sauce, but it is closed on Saturdays and Sundays. Dude. That's not a great way to move a lot of hot sauce.
Distraught and broken-hearted from having only cannoli but no hot sauce, we did the only thing we could in that situation.
I bought a gong.
That's right.
A fucking gong.
(((((((((GONG)))))))))
And why not?
We played music for a few hours, occasionally punctuated by a
(((((((((GONG)))))))))
I have absolutely no buyer's remorse for that acquisition.
I'm thinking about hanging it over my bed.
How do you like them apples?
After that, Megan and Ben came down from Missoula to go to the Modest Mouse Concert.
The show was shit-hot.
If they come to your town, go see them. Or buy their record. Spend another 99 cents, or don't, and download their song, "Tiny Cities Made of Ashes."
Does anybody know a way
That a body could get away
Does anybody know a way?
We're drinkin' drinkin' drinkin' drinkin'
Coca-coca-coca-cola
I can feel it rollin' right on down
Oh right on down my throat
And as we're headed down the road
Towards tiny cities made of ashes
I'm gonna lay down in the spa
Where they coat you in molasses.
^^That's Johnny Marr. He used to play guitar in a band called The Smiths. Back in the day.
I recorded a couple songs.
This is a public service announcement.
With guitars.
Know your rights all three of them
Number 1
You have the right not to be killed
Murder is a crime
Unless it was done by a
Policeman or aristocrat
Know your rights
Number 2
You have the right to food money
Providing of course you
Don't mind a little
Investigation, humiliation
And if you cross your fingers
Rehabilitation
Know your rights
These are your rights
Number 3
You have the right to free speech
As long as youre not dumb enough to actually try it.
Know your rights
These are your rights
All three of 'em
It has been suggested in some quarters
That this is not enough
Well
Get off the streets
Get off the streets
Run
You dont have a home to go to
Finally then I will read you your rights
You have the right to remain silent
You are warned that anything you say
Can and will be taken down
And used as evidence against you
Listen to this
Run
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