This old world keeps spinning round
It's a wonder tall trees ain't laying down
There comes a time
What the fuck is going on in Japan?
JAPANESE WOMAN CAUGHT LIVING IN MAN'S CLOSET
TOKYO - A homeless woman who sneaked into a man's house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing.
Police found the 58-year-old woman Thursday hiding in the top compartment of the man's closet and arrested her for trespassing, police spokesman Hiroki Itakura from southern Kasuya town said Friday.
The resident of the home installed security cameras that transmitted images to his mobile phone after becoming puzzled by food disappearing from his kitchen over the past several months.
One of the cameras captured someone moving inside his home Thursday after he had left, and he called police believing it was a burglar. However, when they arrived they found the door locked and all windows closed.
"We searched the house ... checking everywhere someone could possibly hide," Itakura said. "When we slid open the shelf closet, there she was, nervously curled up on her side."
The woman told police she had no place to live and first sneaked into the man's house about a year ago when he left it unlocked.
She had moved a mattress into the small closet space and even took showers, Itakura said, calling the woman "neat and clean."
What.
The.
Fuck?
That was on Yahoo news. I swear I did not make it up.
How?
What?
Of course she was 'neat and clean.'
A YEAR!!!
A FUCKING YEAR!!
Somebody living in your house, tucked up on a top closet shelf like a ninja. For a year.
Do you have anyplace in your house that you haven't looked at for a year?
Well, you better check.
JAPANESE WOMAN CAUGHT LIVING IN MAN'S CLOSET
TOKYO - A homeless woman who sneaked into a man's house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing.
Police found the 58-year-old woman Thursday hiding in the top compartment of the man's closet and arrested her for trespassing, police spokesman Hiroki Itakura from southern Kasuya town said Friday.
The resident of the home installed security cameras that transmitted images to his mobile phone after becoming puzzled by food disappearing from his kitchen over the past several months.
One of the cameras captured someone moving inside his home Thursday after he had left, and he called police believing it was a burglar. However, when they arrived they found the door locked and all windows closed.
"We searched the house ... checking everywhere someone could possibly hide," Itakura said. "When we slid open the shelf closet, there she was, nervously curled up on her side."
The woman told police she had no place to live and first sneaked into the man's house about a year ago when he left it unlocked.
She had moved a mattress into the small closet space and even took showers, Itakura said, calling the woman "neat and clean."
What.
The.
Fuck?
That was on Yahoo news. I swear I did not make it up.
How?
What?
Of course she was 'neat and clean.'
A YEAR!!!
A FUCKING YEAR!!
Somebody living in your house, tucked up on a top closet shelf like a ninja. For a year.
Do you have anyplace in your house that you haven't looked at for a year?
Well, you better check.
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