I'm never going back to my old school

Again, I have a plethora of friends who have come to visit me. Two separate teams of dudes, like CIA strike teams, converging from Madison, Chicago and Minneapolis.

Overheard:

"Do you want another beer?"

"No. I have that whole 'my body is a temple thing going on.'"

"Fuck it. I'm having a beer. My body is a toxic waste dump."