Thursday, December 24, 2009

Had a very shiny nose

Happy Chrimbo, you nutballs.

May God bless and keep you always,
May your wishes all come true,
May you always do for others
And let others do for you.
May you build a ladder to the stars
And climb on every rung,
May you stay forever young.

May you grow up to be righteous,
May you grow up to be true,
May you always know the truth
And see the lights surrounding you.
May you always be courageous,
Stand upright and be strong,
May you stay forever young.

May your hands always be busy,
May your feet always be swift,
May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift.
May your heart always be joyful,
May your song always be sung,
May you stay forever young.

Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes

I went snowboarding yesterday.

There was a foot of fresh snow. I got there early, and I didn't cross another track until almost noon.

I had to go faster than I was comfortable, because if I checked up too hard, the snow would fly up and hit me in th face, obscuring my vision.

That's what we, in the business, call a "Face Shot."

It was awful. I should have just gone to work instead.